Dial D for Dial

I interrupt your current programming to advertise my newest, bestest, most swoon-worthy product to date. It's inexpensive, which is a massive selling factor for me, yet it also happens to be the highest of the highly satisfying. It's Dial's Yogurt Vanilla Honey Nourishing Body Wash. It contains real yogurt protein and honey extract to provide for some rapturous moisture and lactic acid support and assistance. It provides never ending mountains, hills, and valleys of bubbly lather, like sweet whipped cream. If that weren't enough, it smells for all the beauty world like clover honey, vanilla ice cream, coconut cream pie, plumeria flowers, caramel corn, cotton candy, marzipan, toasted almonds, angel food cake, nutmeg, sugar cookies, baby's breath, brown sugar, fresh linen, creme brulee, cocoa butter, dryer sheets, tropical blossoms, nougat, white chocolate, pink hyacinth, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Well, if the Dial company doesn't Fed Ex me 50 free bottles of the lucious wash after that raving sales job, then you may plan to view the well-placed tear drop upon my cheek!